by SandyEm

Question by Ra – Phoenix Rising: Getting drug tested (court ordered)?
Well after having a huge ordeal at the probation office for nearly 4 hours trying to pee and not being able to even though I am consuming liquid out the wazoo and trying everything I can think of to make myself pee, I am being told to come back the next day to give a sample and if I can’t then, I will then be charged with refusal to give a sample (which is bull because i wouldnt be sitting there for 4 hours trying to pee just to purposely refuse giving it to them, I would just get it over with, I have more important things to do with my time).

anyways the only thing I can think of to feel more comfortable with peeing for them is to actually sit on the toilet. even if I had to be pat down for it, would i be able to do that or would they say I am only able to stand up. either way they will still see me urinating as there is a mirror in front of me.
please note that there was an in between lunch break, so during that time I went home and after like 15 minutes of me being home I really had to go, but I held it for the people, but then when I returned I didn’t have to go anymore and couldn’t no matter how much I forced it. but then when I returned home after they gave up on me i had to go.

Best answer:

Answer by curmudgeon55
Tell them to take blood instead. Or possible to get a stimulation to encourage urine flow- this means basically a mini cattle prod up anus and a trickle charge. If low next to prostrate will get a semen sample also. Device is used medically for bladder tests, semen collection, a couple other procedures. Be prepared to pay for the doc or go to jail for refusal to provide urine sample as witnessed. Might have you swallow a HydroCloroThiazide capsule and wait a couple hours- they’ll get a sample then and you’ll have to go 4 or 5 times that day besides.

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